Almost the end of November and it’s getting sweaty in the hot felty hole.

Would you meet us in the bar for a drink? Take us to dinner? Introduce us to your mum?

Back in Ponsonby like a sneaky fart

Ticking along nicely, thank you, equal parts rage and sadness.

If it helps you cope, remember: they’re only puppets

First show of Season 4. Welcome back, bitches!

Oh No! This is the final Fother Muckers show at the 2024 Auckland Fringe Festival. Try not to miss it!

Well well well... the second Fother Muckers show in the 2024 Auckland Fringe is TODAY! Buy a ticket, come to the show. Don't be a pussy

Hi again! After the mysterious Season 3 that never made it to the website, we're now in a cusp season before Season 4, and the cusp is the 2024 Auckland Fringe Festival. So, come along to the special Fringe edition of the live Fother Muckers show at the Covert Theatre.

Well, this is the last show for the season. Blanket apologies all round and we look forward to seeing you for season 3!

Tonight’s puppets will be better behaved, we promise

Sorry the puppets talked about your moose knuckle. Something you should be proud of, perhaps…?

If it helps you cope, remember: they’re only puppets

Too many fisting jokes? Not enough?

Go to the bloody show, you clown